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The Flash Kicks - Couldn't Care Less LP review


The gang at Wanda Records has produced yet a nother fist pounding, adrenalin pumping punk record! This time with the debut album of the Cologne Germany trio Flash Kicks full length. If you decide to scramble around in Discogs for their back catalog, don't sweat it.These guys have only made one other 7" back in 2019 for the German label Get Stomped Records. This release is limited to 250 copies on black vinyl and comes with an insert and download coupons so you can download this record and play it on your commute to your dead end day job. But take caution, if you do this, Flash Kicks could have you turning over you desk, putting your foot through your computer screen, and telling that fat head boss of yours to sit on his thumb! 


Flash Kicks have tightened up and sharpened their focus to hawk like precision since their debut 7" seven years ago. This LP is high intensity, fuel injected rock n roll and all cylinders are firing at maximum capacity. Musically, this band has somehow managed to fuse pop punk like The Crumbs, melodic street punk similar to Oxymoron and the manic energy of pogo punk bands like The Briefs. The music is held tightly with pure piss and vinegar. You see, Flash Kicks have had it with your whining and droning on and on about your dull, meaningless existence. They've had it with the overpriced, overhyped, and overbearing ways of modern life. Take control or take a seat!